Why did he win Worst Supporting Actor? For playing Geppetto with an accent that sounded like he was trying to swallow a cuckoo clock while speaking “Italian.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The 2024 Final Razzie Vibe
Why was it a landmark? Because it was the year of the "Prestigio...read more »
2024 Archive: Worst Remake or Sequel
Why Joker: Folie à Deux? For taking a billion-dollar hit and mak...read more »
2025 Vintage: Mufasa’s Prequel
Why was Mufasa: The Lion King hit? For proving that we didn't ne...read more »
2025 Archive: The "F1" Budget
Why Brad Pitt? For a movie so expensive that the Razzies decided...read more »
2024 Legacy: Jerry’s Pop-Tart
Why did Jerry Seinfeld win Worst Actor? For Unfrosted, a movie a...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress
Why Amy Schumer for Unfrosted? For being the "filling" in a movi...read more »
2023 Archive: The "Fast X" Burn
Why Vin Diesel? For proving that "family" is the only thing long...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Razzie Redeemer – Robert Downey Jr.
Why did he win? For returning to the MCU as Doctor Doom, proving...read more »
2024 Archive: The Borderlands Loot
Why was it a target? Because Eli Roth managed to take a vibrant,...read more »
2025 Archive: The CGI Dwarfs
Why were they mocked? Because they looked like a group of haunte...read more »
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2025 Legacy: Worst Actor Runner-up
Why Jason Momoa? For appearing in a pink leather jacket and a fr...read more »
37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2015 “50 Shades of Grey & Fantastic Flops” Edition
In 2015, the 36th Razzie Awards were dominated by a "sexy" movie ...read more »
2024 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor
Why Jon Voight? For a career year where he apparently decided th...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2021 “Diana Musical, Space Jam & Gucci Accents” Edition
In 2021, the 42nd Razzie Awards feasted on a year where Broadway ...read more »
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