2000 Vintage: The Best Film Editing
Why did The Matrix win? Because cutting a movie that takes place in a computer requires a literal computer (and a lot of coffee). Part… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Best Film Editing
1999 Classic: The Pencil Topper Troll
A neon-pink haired plastic doll sitting on top of your pen, staring blankly at the blackboard during a spelling bee. Part of the 41 School… Read More »1999 Classic: The Pencil Topper Troll
1999 Legacy: Worst Picture
Why Wild Wild West? Because it’s the only movie where the most talented performer was the giant mechanical spider. Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »1999 Legacy: Worst Picture
1999 Vintage: The Lake Placid Betty White
Why the crocodile? For proving that the only thing scarier than a 30-foot prehistoric reptile is Betty White swearing at it. Part of the 42… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Lake Placid Betty White
1999 Legacy: The Freaks and Geeks Buzz
Why was it a cult hit? Because it was the first show to admit that high school actually sucked. Part of the 40 Emmy Awards… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Freaks and Geeks Buzz
1998 Vintage: The Death of Frank Sinatra
Why did politicians mourn “Ol’ Blue Eyes”? Because they envied a man who could say “I did it my way” and actually have people like… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Death of Frank Sinatra
1998 Classic: The Reality TV
We started watching The Real World. My wife says our house is like that, minus the hot tub and the drama. Part of the 65 Marriage… Read More »1998 Classic: The Reality TV
1997 Classic: The Movie Date
“Let’s go see The Lost World: Jurassic Park.” “Why? If I wanted to see a giant, scaly monster screaming at people, I’d just invite your mother… Read More »1997 Classic: The Movie Date
1995 Archive: The Magician
One, but they turn it into a bouquet of flowers first. Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1995 Vintage: The Barber
I’m a barber. I always make the cut. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified