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1995 Archive: The Magician

 One, but they turn it into a bouquet of flowers first.

Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Nokia_Snake_Champ06/07/2011 06:43Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
@Clueless_Cher12/13/2007 20:43As if! This is too funny.
@Frasier_Crane08/16/2012 13:10I am listening... and I am laughing.
@Korben_Dallas_Tax04/22/2012 20:47I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
@Res_Dogs_MrPink12/31/2006 00:36I don’t tip, but I do laugh!

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