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1997 Classic: The Movie Date

 “Let’s go see The Lost World: Jurassic Park.” “Why? If I wanted to see a giant, scaly monster screaming at people, I’d just invite your mother over.”

Part of the 49 Adult Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic Romance & Spice-Up” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Independence_Day04/13/2001 14:47Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
@MIRC_Ghost04/20/2004 13:32Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
@Encarta_Explorer04/29/2013 06:04I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
@Scream_Ghostface07/10/1998 13:06Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@Tyler_Durden_Real11/05/2009 23:42Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
@Patrick_Bateman_Fan02/28/2014 10:38Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
@Reservoir_Joe07/08/2011 21:17Professional humor for professional people.
@Party_On_Garth01/05/2010 01:10I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
@Champ_Kind_Wham02/29/1996 09:57WHAMMY! That’s a good one!

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