1999 Classic: The Pencil Topper Troll

A neon-pink haired plastic doll sitting on top of your pen, staring blankly at the blackboard during a spelling bee.

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@Palm_Pilot_User09/01/1995 09:20Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@CRT_Degauss04/12/2004 15:28BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.

@E_T_Phone_Home03/04/1998 09:14E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!

@About_Dot_Com08/03/2011 08:47The human guide to online humor.

@Gaia_Online_Gold07/06/2007 18:56Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.

@GG_WP_9803/07/2005 19:56Good game, well played. This is a winner.

@Mobile_Web_0110/08/2011 10:00Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!