Why the crocodile? For proving that the only thing scarier than a 30-foot prehistoric reptile is Betty White swearing at it.
Part of the 42 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1999 “Glitch in the Matrix, Y2K Panic & The Sixth Sense” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.