2017 Classic: The Scholastic Book Fair Legacy
Buying a giant glossy poster of a modern military shooter game or a pop star and realizing your metal locker is way too small to… Read More »2017 Classic: The Scholastic Book Fair Legacy
2016 Archive: The Final 2016 Political Vibe
Why was it the “Year of the Upset”? Because the polls were wrong, the experts were wrong, and the world realized that in the age… Read More »2016 Archive: The Final 2016 Political Vibe
2015 Archive: The Allison Janney Legend
Why her 7th Emmy? Because Allison Janney winning an Emmy is now a law of physics, like gravity or the speed of light. Part of… Read More »2015 Archive: The Allison Janney Legend
2013 Classic: The Macklemore “Thrift Shop”
Why was the traveler wearing his granddad’s clothes? Because he had $20 in his pocket and he looked “incredible” at the airport. Part of the… Read More »2013 Classic: The Macklemore “Thrift Shop”
2013 Legacy: The Scared Tree
Why did the oak tree go to the dentist? It needed a “root” canal. Part of the 59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen” Edition… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Scared Tree
2013 Legacy: The Referral
He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via ‘Skype’. The connection was so bad he thought my dog was the patient. Part… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Referral
2012 Vintage: Michael Phelps’ Retirement (Part 1)
Why did Phelps need a bigger bank vault? Because in London, he collected his 22nd Olympic medal, broke the all-time record, and announced he was… Read More »2012 Vintage: Michael Phelps’ Retirement (Part 1)
2011 Classic: The “We Found Love” Rihanna
We found love in a hopeless place… which in 2011 is usually a crowded dance floor with a strobe light. Part of the 64 Observational… Read More »2011 Classic: The “We Found Love” Rihanna
2011 Legacy: The Netflix “House of Cards” Rumors
Why the fear? Because the internet was coming for the networks, and nobody knew how to change the Wi-Fi password. Part of the 40 Emmy… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Netflix “House of Cards” Rumors
2010 Legacy: Sex and the City 2’s Vacation
Why did the four leads win Worst Actress as a group? Because the Razzies decided that if they were going to ruin the legacy of… Read More »2010 Legacy: Sex and the City 2’s Vacation