2003 Archive: The MySpace Productivity
Why did the intern get fired? Because his “Top 8” friends didn’t include his boss. Part of the 66 Office Groaners: The 2003 “Finding Nemo… Read More »2003 Archive: The MySpace Productivity
2003 Archive: The Final Summary
Why did the lawyer want to be buried with a lawyer? So he could have “co-counsel” in the afterlife. Part of the 44 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2003 Archive: The Final Summary
2003 Archive: The Linkin Park Binder Art
Spending all of math class using a black ballpoint pen to carefully draw the Meteora album logo onto the front of your cardboard folder. Part… Read More »2003 Archive: The Linkin Park Binder Art
2003 Vintage: The Hearing Aid Whistle Choir
Causing a high-pitched, metallic feedback drone to echo through the quiet dining room because the small ear device is pressed tightly against the frame of… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Hearing Aid Whistle Choir
2002 Archive: The 30-Second Speech Rule
Why was it a joke? Because when you win an Emmy, your agent suddenly becomes more important than God, and that takes time to explain.… Read More »2002 Archive: The 30-Second Speech Rule
2002 Legacy: The NATO-Russia Council
Why were they shaking hands? Because in 2002, everyone still thought Russia could be the cool new member of the club, before anyone noticed they… Read More »2002 Legacy: The NATO-Russia Council
2001 Archive: The DVD Obsession
“I finally upgraded all my VHS tapes to DVD.” “Does it look better?” “The divorce proceedings look much crisper in digital, yes.” Part of the 51 Adult… Read More »2001 Archive: The DVD Obsession
2000 Vintage: The Alpine
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you if you don’t call me! Part of the 55 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Alpine
2000 Legacy: Worst Dressed (The Millennium Glitch)
Why all the metallic fabrics? Because everyone wanted to look like a futuristic space traveler, but most ended up looking like baked potatoes. Part of… Read More »2000 Legacy: Worst Dressed (The Millennium Glitch)
1998 Classic: Best Rap Album
Why did No Way Out win? Because Puff Daddy turned a funeral into a chart-topping multi-platinum party. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The 1998… Read More »1998 Classic: Best Rap Album