Why did the Diggers look confused? Because they were watching the civilians hand in their rifles while the military was still trying to figure out if their own Steyr AUGs were supposed to be that “plastic-looking.”
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 1996 “Digital Battlefield & Desert Chills” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Oops, I laughed again!
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.