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2013 Classic: The Macklemore “Thrift Shop”

 Why was the traveler wearing his granddad’s clothes? Because he had $20 in his pocket and he looked “incredible” at the airport.

Part of the 49 Travel Jokes: The 2013 “Let It Go & Harlem Shake” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The Robot Concierge
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2025 Classic: The Meta-Tourism
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The Passport Panic
The mini-heart attack every traveler knows by heart.That moment w...read more »
2025 Classic: The In-Flight Yoga
 Why was the passenger upside down? Because the "AI Flight Wellne...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Neuralink Flight
 Why was the plane so quiet? Because every passenger was watching...read more »
50 Travel Jokes: The 2011 “Winter is Coming & Siri” Edition
In 2011, travel became "smart." We started talking to our phones,...read more »
48 Travel Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI Everything” Edition
In 2023, travel became a battleground for Taylor Swift tickets an...read more »
48 Travel Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Invisible Horse” Edition
In 2012, travel felt like a victory lap. We survived the apocalyp...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Floating City
 Why was the traveler seasick? Because he was staying in a "Susta...read more »
The Cruise Buffet
Eating your way across the ocean, one plate at a time.On a cruise...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Terminator_T80008/25/2005 18:19I’ll be back... to read this again.
@Seinfeld_Fan_Club11/29/2000 17:00A joke about nothing? Love it!
@Hattori_Hanzo_S11/08/1998 03:13I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
@Uncle_Rico_9805/04/2005 19:04I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
@Evolution_Dance04/29/2012 23:02The history of humor in one post.
@Viewer_Number_109/28/2011 06:01First! And it’s funny!

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