2006 Archive: The Wi-Fi “N” Draft
Why was the tech guy talking about “N”? He said the internet was getting faster, but his “Draft” router worked exactly like the old one.… Read More »2006 Archive: The Wi-Fi “N” Draft
2005 Archive: The Coldplay
A guy starts singing “Fix You.” The bartender says, “The only thing I can fix is your drink, stop crying.” Part of the 73 Bar… Read More »2005 Archive: The Coldplay
2005 Classic: The Best Animated Short
Why did Ryan win? Because twisted, CGI-distorted faces are the new “Mickey Mouse.” Part of the 36 Oscars Jokes: The 2005 “Clint’s Knockout, Jamie’s Soul… Read More »2005 Classic: The Best Animated Short
2005 Vintage: The Black Eyed Peas Overload
The music teacher trying to look trendy by incorporating the lyrics of “Don’t Phunk with My Heart” into a serious lecture about modern poetry. Part… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Black Eyed Peas Overload
2005 Classic: The Exorcism of Emily Rose
Why the courtroom? For a horror movie that tried to make us scared of “legal proceedings” and “demonic possession” at the same time. Part of… Read More »2005 Classic: The Exorcism of Emily Rose
2005 Legacy: The “Pocket Hercules” Retirement
Why was Naim Süleymanoğlu a legend? Because the weightlifting world realized they’d never see a man that small lift a house again. Part of the… Read More »2005 Legacy: The “Pocket Hercules” Retirement
2004 Classic: The Lemony Snicket Visuals
Jim Carrey is three different people and everything looks like a dusty Victorian nightmare. I love it. Part of the 73 Observational One-Liners: The 2004… Read More »2004 Classic: The Lemony Snicket Visuals
2004 Vintage: The “Alexander” Accent
Why was it hit? For the Greek soldiers who sounded like they were all from different parts of a very confused world tour. Part of… Read More »2004 Vintage: The “Alexander” Accent
2003 Legacy: The Dixie Chicks Boycott
Why were their CDs being crushed by tractors? Because in 2003, “Freedom of Speech” came with a “No Criticism of Texas” fine print. Part of… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Dixie Chicks Boycott
2003 Legacy: The Linkin Park “Meteora”
Why were the teenagers so moody at the beach? Because they were listening to Numb on repeat while their parents forced them to have “fun in the… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Linkin Park “Meteora”