2005 Classic: The Best Animated Short

Why did Ryan win? Because twisted, CGI-distorted faces are the new “Mickey Mouse.”

🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did Emilia Pérez win? Because France reminded us that a Spani...read more »

Why was his win for Gladiator II so celebrated? Because he proved...read more »

Why did it win Best Picture? Because after 25 years, the Academy ...read more »

Why did Selena Gomez win? To prove that "Only Murders in the Buil...read more »

Why did Samuel L. Jackson lose? Because the Academy decided that ...read more »

Why did John Cena walk on stage naked? To prove that in 2024, the...read more »

In 2014, the 86th Academy Awards proved that even in a room full ...read more »

Why did American Fiction win? Because Cord Jefferson proved that ...read more »

In 2004, the 76th Academy Awards were less of a competition and m...read more »

Why did it lose all 10 nominations? Because the Academy decided t...read more »

Why did The Shepherd win? Because John Travolta and a ghost-plane...read more »

Why did the "Global Warming" doc win? To remind us that the red c...read more »

Why did Gladiator II win? Because making 5,000 people look like t...read more »

Why was his win so iconic? Because he went from the "bad boy" of ...read more »

@Terminator_T80011/22/2009 08:50I’ll be back... to read this again.

@Twister_Chaser09/05/2014 16:44A F5 of a joke! Intense!

@Java_Applet_User01/24/2011 03:20This joke is more portable than a Java app!

@Backstreet_Fan01/28/2000 01:05I want it that way... the funny way!

@Linux_Distro_User05/14/2009 02:40Compiled this from source. 10/10.

@Space_Background01/20/2013 07:12The stars are aligned for this joke.

@IMVU_Chatter11/25/2014 23:253D laughs are the best!