Why David Hasselhoff for Piranha 3DD? For playing himself and still losing the “who is the most realistic” contest to a rubber fish. Part of the… Read More »2012 Vintage: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
A guy tries to pole-vault over the bar counter. The bouncer gives him a 9.5 for form but a 0 for common sense and throws… Read More »2012 Classic: The London Olympics
I will never look at a white wedding dress or a Brazilian steakhouse the same way again. Part of the 64 Observational One-Liners: The 2011… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Bridesmaids Food Poisoning
Why did Claire Dunphy win? For being the only person on TV who can look stressed for 22 minutes and still be the funniest person… Read More »2011 Classic: The Julie Bowen Win
Why did the blonde try to buy an apple at the computer store? She heard an “App Store” was coming and thought it was a… Read More »2010 Legacy: The App Store
Still the official sponsor of “What did I do last night?” Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition archive.… Read More »2010 Classic: The Jägerbomb
A young usher causing a faint, rhythmic clicking sound down the main carpeted aisle because he forgot to lock the air valves on his basketball… Read More »2010 Vintage: The High-Top Valve Click
A small group of senior citizens occupying the back row twenty minutes before the service to rapidly trade newspaper inserts, hoarding discounts on canned vegetables.… Read More »2009 Classic: The Sunday Coupon Swap
The principal holding an emergency assembly to announce that anyone who asked a teacher “Is this real life?” in a dramatic voice would receive an… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Hangover Quote Epidemic
Why did the accountant wake up in the supply closet? He had one too many drinks at the 2009 gala and kept asking “Is this… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Hangover Quote
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