2022 Legacy: The 2022 Legacy
What’s the most 2022 thing a lawyer did? He billed a client for “Time spent explaining why a ‘Blue Checkmark’ isn’t a substitute for a… Read More »2022 Legacy: The 2022 Legacy
2022 Legacy: The Omicron Speed
My doctor said, “The Omicron variant is so fast, I’ve already diagnosed you, treated you, and sent you the bill before you even sat down.”… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Omicron Speed
2022 Classic: The Obi-Wan Nostalgia
“I have the high ground!” “You’re standing on a step-stool to reach the cookies, Anakin. It’s not impressive.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2022… Read More »2022 Classic: The Obi-Wan Nostalgia
2022 Archive: The Wednesday Dance Epidemic
Why the December talent show auditions turned into absolute chaos because thirty different girls dressed in all-black outfits tried to copy Jenna Ortega’s robotic goth… Read More »2022 Archive: The Wednesday Dance Epidemic
2021 Legacy: The Honeydew
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the park? Part of the 38 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Honeydew
2020 Classic: The Star
I’m “twinkling” in the digital sky. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Legacy: The 2020
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2020. / 2020 who? / 2,020 reasons why we’re glad this year is almost over! Part of the 44… Read More »2020 Legacy: The 2020
2020 Vintage: The Webcam
Why did the blonde wave at the ATM? She thought it was a “webcam” and her bank was watching. Part of the 62 Classic Blonde… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Webcam
2020 Legacy: New Year’s Eve 2020
Why was the party so small? Because we all just wanted to kick 2020 out of the house and hope that 2021 would be at… Read More »2020 Legacy: New Year’s Eve 2020
2020 Vintage: The “Brahms
The Boy II” Burn: Why? For a sequel to a movie about a doll that was already stretching the limits of our patience. Part of the… Read More »2020 Vintage: The “Brahms