2000 Legacy: The Charlie’s Angels
“I want three women to follow my every command.” “Sir, this is a Wendy’s, not a 70s TV show reboot.” Part of the 53 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Charlie’s Angels
2000 Vintage: The Shag Carpet Static Surge
Shuffling across an outdated avocado-green carpet in thick wool socks, creating enough electrical voltage to shock anyone who attempts to hand you a cup of… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Shag Carpet Static Surge
1999 Legacy: The End of Days
Why Arnold Schwarzenegger? For proving that even the Devil is less terrifying than Arnold trying to act like a depressed ex-cop. Part of the 34… Read More »1999 Legacy: The End of Days
1998 Vintage: The South Park Snub
Why was it controversial? Because the Academy wasn’t ready to admit that a talking piece of charcoal and four foul-mouthed kids were the future of… Read More »1998 Vintage: The South Park Snub
1997 Vintage: The Skydiving Lawyer
Why didn’t the lawyer’s parachute open? It had a “no-liability” clause that even the wind had to respect. Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Skydiving Lawyer
1997 Archive: The “Honey, I Shrunk the TV Show”
Why did the kids feel small? Because the Disney show made us all paranoid that a rogue science experiment might happen right next to the… Read More »1997 Archive: The “Honey, I Shrunk the TV Show”
1997 Vintage: The Discovery Channel
My husband spent the whole weekend watching a documentary on sharks. Now he’s afraid to go in the bathtub. Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Discovery Channel
1997 Vintage: The Fridge
We got a fridge with an ice dispenser in the door. We spent the first hour just pushing the button and laughing. Part of the… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Fridge
1996 Legacy: The Wedding Vows
“I take thee to be my lawfully wedded wife… until the internet connection gets faster or a newer model comes out.” Part of the 52… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Wedding Vows
1996 Classic: The Spice Girls Debate
You’re either a “Ginger” or a “Posh,” and this decision will define your entire social standing for the rest of the decade. Part of the… Read More »1996 Classic: The Spice Girls Debate