2006 Vintage: The Lily Allen “Alright, Still”
Why the reggae-pop and sneakers? For the London girl who proved you could sing about your ex-boyfriend being bad in bed and become a global… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Lily Allen “Alright, Still”
2006 Legacy: The Crank Heartbeat
Why Jason Statham? For a movie that was basically a live-action video game where the only rule was “Statham cannot stop moving or he dies.”… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Crank Heartbeat
2005 Legacy: The Brokeback Mountain Impact
A movie about cowboys that made the entire world realize that “I wish I knew how to quit you” is the ultimate line for any… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Brokeback Mountain Impact
2005 Legacy: The Password
I’m “masking” my excitement for 2006. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Vintage: The Bit
Why did the blonde bite her computer? She wanted to see if it had 32 “bits.” Part of the 52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2004… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Bit
2004 Classic: The Internet Search Greetings
Insisting on typing full, polite sentences into the search bar, resulting in commands like: “Good morning Google, please be so kind as to show me… Read More »2004 Classic: The Internet Search Greetings
2003 Archive: The Jet “Get Free”
Why did it sound like Iggy Pop? For the song that was in every Apple, iPod, and “cool” commercial in 2003. Part of the 38… Read More »2003 Archive: The Jet “Get Free”
2003 Legacy: The USB 2.0 Flash Drive
Why was 128MB the “Gold Standard”? Because you could fit your entire career on a stick the size of a pack of gum. Part of… Read More »2003 Legacy: The USB 2.0 Flash Drive
2002 Vintage: The iMac G4 “Lamp”
Why did the designer keep moving his monitor? He didn’t want to work; he just loved swinging the “Luxo” neck of the new white iMac.… Read More »2002 Vintage: The iMac G4 “Lamp”
2001 Archive: The Diet 2
“I’m on the ‘Atkins Diet’.” “So you just eat bacon and hate yourself?” “Exactly.” Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem Cells &… Read More »2001 Archive: The Diet 2