Why did Obama call the midterm results a “Shellacking”? Because “Getting hit by a political freight train” was too long for a headline, and “Ouch” was too short.
Part of the 35 Presidential Jokes: The 2010 “Shellacking & Social Media” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.