2010 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Fee 2
He asked for my iPhone 4 as a down payment. I told him the signal was bad. He said, “I’ll use it as a paperweight.”… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Fee 2
2010 Classic: The “Shellacking” Speech
Why did Obama call the midterm results a “Shellacking”? Because “Getting hit by a political freight train” was too long for a headline, and “Ouch”… Read More »2010 Classic: The “Shellacking” Speech
2010 Vintage: The Little Frog
What do you call a frog that’s a spy? A “croak-and-dagger” agent. Part of the 47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 “Instagrammatic” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Little Frog
2008 Classic: The 2008
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2008. / 2008 who? / 2,008 knocks and you finally answered! Part of the 49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2008 Classic: The 2008
2008 Legacy: The Guest Room
She says the guest room curtains are “passive-aggressive.” Part of the 60 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App Store” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2008 Classic: The Wikipedia Sermon Dispute
The head of the finance committee interrupting a parish council meeting to argue against a historical fact mentioned in the sermon, claiming that an internet… Read More »2008 Classic: The Wikipedia Sermon Dispute
2008 Archive: Song of the Year
Why “Rehab”? Because it’s the only song about a clinical referral that you can actually dance to. Part of the 37 Grammy Jokes: The 2008… Read More »2008 Archive: Song of the Year
2008 Vintage: The Marion Cotillard Surprise
Why was her win so historic? Because she proved that playing Edith Piaf is the fastest way to make the Academy forget that France and… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Marion Cotillard Surprise
2006 Legacy: The Crank Heartbeat
Why Jason Statham? For a movie that was basically a live-action video game where the only rule was “Statham cannot stop moving or he dies.”… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Crank Heartbeat
2006 Legacy: The Step Up
She wants to take hip-hop dance classes. I reminded her she has the rhythm of a broken washing machine. Part of the 66 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Step Up