2016 Legacy: The Doctor Strange Magic
Why was the Dad “folding space”? Because he was trying to fit 15 people into a 5-person tent using “sorcery.” Part of the 34 Fourth… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Doctor Strange Magic
2013 Vintage: The Hourly Rate
Why did the lawyer charge for the time he spent “thinking about a hashtag”? “Digital brand alignment and strategic communication.” Part of the 46 Lawyer… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Hourly Rate
2013 Vintage: The Digital Photo
She says digital photos are “too clean.” She misses the days when you could blame a bad photo on “the lighting” instead of “the subject’s… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Digital Photo
2013 Classic: The Windows 8.1 Start Tip
Why was the clerk so happy? He finally found out where they hid the “Power Off” button. Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The 2013… Read More »2013 Classic: The Windows 8.1 Start Tip
2013 Vintage: The Internship
Why was the intern sad? He was told he was a “Content Curator,” which meant he had to find the 6 seconds of a 10-hour… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Internship
2013 Vintage: The Pessimist
“The bulb is out. Just like my hope for a raise.” Part of the 58 Light Bulb Jokes: 2013 – The Year of the Frozen… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Pessimist
2012 Classic: Manny Pacquiao vs. Juan Manuel Marquez IV
Why was Manny sleeping on the canvas? Because Marquez finally landed the “Punch of the Decade,” ending their four-fight war in the most brutal way… Read More »2012 Classic: Manny Pacquiao vs. Juan Manuel Marquez IV
2012 Legacy: The 2012 Final Grammy Vibe
Why was it a classic? Because it was the night the “British Soul” (Adele) conquered the world, “Dubstep” (Skrillex) crashed the party, and we all… Read More »2012 Legacy: The 2012 Final Grammy Vibe
2011 Vintage: The Waiting Room 2
I’ve been here so long I’ve actually watched the entire ‘Harry Potter’ film series end on the lobby TV. Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Waiting Room 2
2011 Classic: The Immortals Movie
Why were the guys at the pool posing? Because they wanted to look like Greek gods, but they just looked like they had too much… Read More »2011 Classic: The Immortals Movie