2001 Vintage: The iPod User
None. You can’t change the bulb; you have to buy a whole new house when the light dies. Part of the 59 Light Bulb Jokes:… Read More »2001 Vintage: The iPod User
2001 Vintage: The Modem
I’m a talker. I’m just “dialing” it up. Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Archive: The Diet 2
“I’m on the ‘Atkins Diet’.” “So you just eat bacon and hate yourself?” “Exactly.” Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem Cells &… Read More »2001 Archive: The Diet 2
2000 Vintage: The “Too Close to Call” Night
Why did the news networks keep changing their minds? Because in 2000, “Breaking News” meant “We’re just guessing based on the last guy we talked… Read More »2000 Vintage: The “Too Close to Call” Night
1999 Vintage: The “Man! I Feel Like a Woman” Anthem
Shania Twain has successfully united every bachelorette party in the Western world. Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Archive: The Party
We tried to “Party Like It’s 1999” on New Year’s Eve. We were both asleep by 10:30 PM with a bowl of chips between us.… Read More »1999 Archive: The Party
1998 Archive: The Cloud
Why did the cloud stay in bed? It was feeling under the weather. Part of the 52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 “Pre-Millennium” Archive archive.… Read More »1998 Archive: The Cloud
1997 Archive: The Waiting for Guffman
We watched it. She didn’t get it. I laughed for three days. We are now a “theatre” household. Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »1997 Archive: The Waiting for Guffman
1997 Classic: The Leaf
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Leaf. / Leaf who? / Leaf me alone, I’m playing Snake! Part of the 42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »1997 Classic: The Leaf
1996 Vintage: The Broken Can Opener
What do you call a broken can opener? A “can’t” opener. Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified