2000 Classic: The Stress
“You’re stressed about the economy.” “No, I’m stressed about your bill.” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2000 “Surviving Y2K & The Genomic Revolution”… Read More »2000 Classic: The Stress
1999 Legacy: The Storage
“I have enough canned spam to last until 2005!” “Great, but do you have a girlfriend?” “No, the spam took up her side of the… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Storage
1999 Legacy: The Dust
I’m a cleaner. I’m just settling. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Classic: The Vodka Tonic
A guy orders a Vodka Tonic and says, “Clear drinks for clear thinkers.” Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999… Read More »1999 Classic: The Vodka Tonic
1999 Archive: The Tony Hawk 900
Why was the X Games legendary? Because Tony Hawk spun two-and-a-half times in the air, proving that gravity is just a suggestion if you have… Read More »1999 Archive: The Tony Hawk 900
1999 Archive: The Final Joke
Why did the dad stare at the frozen orange juice? Because it said “concentrate.” Part of the 58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition… Read More »1999 Archive: The Final Joke
1998 Archive: Shania Twain
Why did “That Don’t Impress Me Much” hurt Brad Pitt’s feelings? Because in 1998, being a movie star wasn’t enough to impress a girl in… Read More »1998 Archive: Shania Twain
1998 Archive: The Parent Trap
Why were there so many pairs of identical twins? Because Lindsay Lohan convinced every kid that their long-lost sibling was just one summer camp (or… Read More »1998 Archive: The Parent Trap
1998 Vintage: The Cigar Label
A new brand of cigars is called “The Clinton.” The warning label says: “May cause impeachment if used improperly.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes:… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Cigar Label
1997 Vintage: The 90s Car
“Why is your love life like a ’97 Ford Taurus?” “It looks okay from a distance, but the transmission slips every time things get uphill.”… Read More »1997 Vintage: The 90s Car