2006 Vintage: The Sitcom
She says 30 Rock is about how much of a “rock” she is and how “30 minutes” is all she can stand of me. Part of the… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Sitcom
2006 Legacy: The Bean
I’ve “been” there, done that, tweeted it. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Archive: The Wendy
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind blows! Part of the 46 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2006 Wii-Era Edition… Read More »2006 Archive: The Wendy
2005 Archive: Zathura
Why was the living room in space? Because board games in 2005 were apparently much more dangerous than just playing Monopoly. Part of the 35… Read More »2005 Archive: Zathura
2005 Archive: Best Female Country Vocal
Why “Redneck Woman” by Gretchen Wilson? Because she “kept it real” while everyone else was keeping it glossy. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »2005 Archive: Best Female Country Vocal
2003 Vintage: The “Rock Your Body” JT
Michael Jackson turned down this song, so Justin took it and turned into the prince of pop. Part of the 69 Observational One-Liners: The 2003… Read More »2003 Vintage: The “Rock Your Body” JT
2002 Legacy: The System of a Down “Steal This Album!”
Why the plain CD? For the leftovers that were better than most bands’ main courses. Part of the 41 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The… Read More »2002 Legacy: The System of a Down “Steal This Album!”
2002 Archive: The Harry Potter Book 4
Why was the office silent? Everyone was reading the 700-page book “under” their desks. Part of the 71 Office Groaners: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Service… Read More »2002 Archive: The Harry Potter Book 4
2002 Classic: The 24 Debut
Why was Jack Bauer nominated? For being the only man on earth who can save the world and not go to the bathroom for an… Read More »2002 Classic: The 24 Debut
2000 Vintage: The Hanging Chad
Why did the lawyer carry a magnifying glass? To look for “intent” in a piece of cardboard. Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2000… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Hanging Chad