Why did “That Don’t Impress Me Much” hurt Brad Pitt’s feelings? Because in 1998, being a movie star wasn’t enough to impress a girl in a leopard-print hood.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
One joke to rule them all!
I am adding this to my links page right now.
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
Storing my laughs in the cloud.