The head pastor mentioning the word “Alexandria” during his historical Sunday homily, accidentally triggering a hidden voice-activated assistant in the vestry which loudly announces, “I’m… Read More »2017 Classic: The Smart Speaker Pulpit Interruption
Why “Lake by the Ocean”? Because Maxwell is the only man who can make “water” sound like a romantic destination. Part of the 35 Grammy… Read More »2017 Archive: Best R&B Song
Why was the clerk happy? He got a “Pro” account and spent the day “showcasing” files that no one actually wanted to see. Part of… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Dropbox “Professional”
Why so many political jokes? Because with the 2016 election just weeks away, every presenter acted like they were giving a campaign speech. Part of… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Election Fever
Why did the Army love “Human-Machine Teaming” in 2016? Because it’s the polite way of saying: “We want a robot to do the dangerous stuff… Read More »2016 Legacy: The “Third Offset” Strategy Progress
“Should we get the iPhone 7?” “It doesn’t have a headphone jack.” “How will I listen to my music?” “Through the air, Greg. It’s 2016.”… Read More »2016 Classic: The Choice
I’m “typing” my way through the Upside Down. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Keyboard
Why “Alright”? (See: Joke #23. It was more than a song; it was a prophecy). Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 2016 “To Pimp… Read More »2016 Legacy: Best Rap Song
Why the blindfold? Because Bowie released a haunting masterpiece on his birthday and left the planet two days later, proving he was a genius who… Read More »2016 Vintage: The David Bowie “Blackstar” Farewell
Why were adults throwing up rainbows in the terminal? Because Snapchat added lenses and suddenly everyone wanted to be a dog or a flower crown.… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Snapchat Lenses
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