2011 Classic: The Diet 2
“I’m eating ‘Gluten-Free’.” “Do you have an allergy?” “No, but my phone told me it’s the ‘in’ thing for 2011.” Part of the 67 Doctor… Read More »2011 Classic: The Diet 2
2011 Legacy: The Lion
I’m “pride-ful” of my tech specs. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Vintage: The Facebook “Places”
Why was the manager confused? He “checked-in” to the breakroom and was disappointed there was no trophy. Part of the 83 Office Groaners: The 2010… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Facebook “Places”
2010 Legacy: The Quora Launch
Why was the traveler asking “How do I breathe?” Because Quora launched and people started asking experts for advice on things they should already know.… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Quora Launch
2010 Legacy: The “Remember Me” Twist
Why Robert Pattinson? For an ending so “shocking” and “tone-deaf” that the Razzies had to check if it was a prank. Part of the 32… Read More »2010 Legacy: The “Remember Me” Twist
2010 Vintage: The Lunchables Sub Sandwich Flex
The ultimate lunchroom power move: opening a yellow plastic tray that allowed you to build your own cold turkey sub using stale miniature buns. Part… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Lunchables Sub Sandwich Flex
2009 Legacy: The Sidecar
“Does this come with a side of 3D glasses?” Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2009 Vintage: The Laptop “Island” Keyboard
Why was the designer so happy? His keys were now “isolated,” which meant fewer crumbs from his “creative” snacks. Part of the 72 Office Groaners:… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Laptop “Island” Keyboard
2009 Legacy: The Metal
I’m “iron-clad.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Legacy: The Bluetooth MP3 Ringtone Crisis
A deeply quiet, solemn moment during the closing prayer being shattered by a teenager’s phone loudly blasting a highly compressed, crackling 30-second snippet of a… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Bluetooth MP3 Ringtone Crisis