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2011 Classic: The Diet 2

“I’m eating ‘Gluten-Free’.” “Do you have an allergy?” “No, but my phone told me it’s the ‘in’ thing for 2011.”

Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Win95_Fanatic04/24/2015 10:32This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
@BBS_Veteran12/13/1999 06:58Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
@Titanic_Survivor09/01/2006 16:01I’ll never let go... of this joke.
@Floppy_Drive_Buzz10/29/2005 18:55The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
@Kernel_Panic_9801/10/2000 09:29This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
@Digimon_Tamer12/04/1996 17:09My joke just digivolved into a better one!
@BackToFuture_M09/25/2012 20:40Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
@Tina_Eat_Food05/04/1997 17:13Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
@Brennan_Huff_X08/31/2004 19:30I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
@Spawn_Camper_J03/29/2006 13:06I’m staying right here until I read every joke.

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