2018 Classic: The First Man Silence
Why Ryan Gosling? For proving that going to the moon is 90% vibrating in a tin can and 10% being the quietest man in the… Read More »2018 Classic: The First Man Silence
2018 Archive: Best Reggae Album
Why Stony Hill? Because it’s a Damian Marley year, and that’s just how the universe works. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 2018 “24K… Read More »2018 Archive: Best Reggae Album
2017 Vintage: Best Pop Solo Performance
Why “Hello”? Because Adele doesn’t just sing; she colonizes the charts. Part of the 35 Grammy Jokes: The 2017 “Adele’s Heartbreak & Lemonade Justice” Edition… Read More »2017 Vintage: Best Pop Solo Performance
2017 Legacy: The Hard Drive
Why did the blonde take her computer for a long walk? She wanted to give it a “hard drive.” Part of the 44 Classic Blonde… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Hard Drive
2017 Vintage: The Shift
I’m “changing” my mind about the bezel-less screen. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Legacy: Dunkirk
Why was there no dialogue? Because Christopher Nolan decided that in 2017, the sound of a ticking clock and a plane engine was more important… Read More »2017 Legacy: Dunkirk
2016 Vintage: The TikTok Platform Debut
The tech-obsessed kids sitting in the back of the library talking about a new lip-syncing app, spending all of recess recording 15-second dances in front… Read More »2016 Vintage: The TikTok Platform Debut
2016 Vintage: The Justin Timberlake
“Can’t Stop the Feeling!” I sang it in the grocery store. My wife pretended she didn’t know me. Part of the 57 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Justin Timberlake
2016 Legacy: The Tesla Autopilot
Why did the manager arrive at work in the back seat? He trusted the “Self-Driving” mode and prayed the car knew the way to the… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Tesla Autopilot
2016 Vintage: The Hard Drive
Why did the blonde take her computer for a long walk? She wanted to give it a “hard drive.” Part of the 58 Classic Blonde… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Hard Drive