Why the black lipstick? Because a 16-year-old from Auckland arrived to tell the music industry that their diamonds and gold teeth were boring, making “Royals” the anthem of every relatable kid.
Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2013 “Get Lucky, Pure Heroine & The Wrecking Ball” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Jack White “Electric Blues”
Why the return to the riffs? For Jack proving that a fuzzy guitar...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Frank Ocean “The 10-Year Tease”
Why the cryptic photo? For Frank posting one blurred image of a s...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Taylor Swift “The Anthology of Everything”
Why the surprise? Because Taylor released a 50-track retrospectiv...read more »
2025 Classic: The Hozier “The Soul of Ireland”
Why the stadium tour? For the man who turned "Too Sweet" into a g...read more »
36 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 1997 “Cyber-Pop, Neon Windbreakers & The British Invasion Pt. II” Edition
In 1997, the music world was caught between two extremes: the dee...read more »
2024 Classic: The Ticketmaster Meltdown (Oasis Edition)
Why $500 for a ticket? Dynamic pricing made Oasis fans feel more ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Arctic Monkeys “Live at the Ritz”
Why the raw sound? For the band ditching the lounge-pop to return...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Jack White “No Name”
Why the free vinyl? Jack gave the album away in his stores with n...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Future & Metro Boomin “We Don’t Trust You”
Why “Like That”? The spark set the hip-hop world on fire and star...read more »
2024 Archive: The Twenty One Pilots “Clancy”
Why end the story? The grand finale of the "Dema" saga satisfied ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Foo Fighters “The New Chapter”
Why the positivity? For Dave Grohl and the band finding joy again...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Pearl Jam “Dark Matter”
Why so heavy? A return to 90s energy proved grunge never dies; it...read more »
40 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2005 “Demon Days, Gold Diggers & The Emo Peak” Edition
In 2005, the digital revolution officially swallowed the music in...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Miley Cyrus “Rock & Roll Hall of Fame” Vibe
Why the leather? For Miley officially becoming the bridge between...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am crying... with laughter!
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!