2024 Vintage: The CD
Why did the blonde use her CD as a frisbee? She wanted to “transfer” data to her friend across the street. Part of the 55… Read More »2024 Vintage: The CD
2024 Vintage: The 2024 Final Razzie Vibe
Why was it a landmark? Because it was the year of the “Prestigious Flop,” where directors with 10 Oscars between them proved that nobody is… Read More »2024 Vintage: The 2024 Final Razzie Vibe
2023 Legacy: The YouTube Buffer Apocalypse
A video update from global missionaries cutting out every thirty seconds because poor weather is disrupting the satellite signal of the parish office router. Part… Read More »2023 Legacy: The YouTube Buffer Apocalypse
2023 Legacy: The Country Buffet Strategy
Demanding that the entire family arrive at the local diner by 3:00 PM to secure the ultimate corner booth before the early-bird crowd paralyzes the… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Country Buffet Strategy
2022 Classic: The Smile (Movie) Fan
They just stand on the ladder and smile creepily at you until you leave the room. Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: 2022 –… Read More »2022 Classic: The Smile (Movie) Fan
2020 Archive: The Grey’s Anatomy Quarantine
“They’re doing a COVID season!” “Great, because the one thing I want to see after a day of being trapped inside is people being trapped inside on… Read More »2020 Archive: The Grey’s Anatomy Quarantine
2020 Classic: The “Toy Story 4” Win
Why did it win again? Because the Academy is legally obligated to give Pixar a trophy if there is a sentient spork involved in the… Read More »2020 Classic: The “Toy Story 4” Win
2019 Vintage: The “Bad Liar” Imagine Dragons
They’re still here, and they’re still the kings of the mid-tempo dramatic chorus. Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019 Endgame Era archive. Historically… Read More »2019 Vintage: The “Bad Liar” Imagine Dragons
2018 Archive: Best Reggae Album
Why Stony Hill? Because it’s a Damian Marley year, and that’s just how the universe works. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 2018 “24K… Read More »2018 Archive: Best Reggae Album
2018 Archive: The Shohei Ohtani Rookie Year
Why was he the “Japanese Babe Ruth”? Because he hit 22 homers and won 4 games as a pitcher, making every other MLB player feel… Read More »2018 Archive: The Shohei Ohtani Rookie Year