I’m “iron-clad.”
Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
This site is very exciting!
High five for this joke!