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2009 Legacy: The Metal

 I’m “iron-clad.”

Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lycos_Dog10/22/2014 01:54Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
@Home_Alone_Kevin04/04/2010 00:51Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@Pulp_Fiction_Jules04/30/2010 07:08Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
@Iron_Man_Tony02/19/2008 09:10I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
@Startup_Kid03/23/1999 01:17Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
@Brazil_Terry_G10/05/2002 06:11Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
@Green_Day_Fan03/29/2005 05:40Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
@Courage_Dog09/25/2002 22:22The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@Excite_User_9702/15/1996 00:49This site is very exciting!
@Hi5_Pro_User12/04/2011 05:32High five for this joke!

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