2006 Vintage: The Jack Nicholson Face
Why was Jack Nicholson so confused? Because when he opened the envelope and saw Crash, he looked like he had just been told that the… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Jack Nicholson Face
2005 Legacy: The Lightbulb (Surgeon)
How many surgeons does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just wait for a medical student to do it and then take the… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Lightbulb (Surgeon)
2005 Archive: The Yelena Isinbayeva Vault
Why was she the “Queen of the Sky”? Because she broke the world record about 20 times in one year, mostly just to collect the… Read More »2005 Archive: The Yelena Isinbayeva Vault
2005 Legacy: The 30-Second Acceptance Music
Why so fast? Because the show had 27 categories and everyone wanted to get to the Vanity Fair party before the appetizers ran out. Part… Read More »2005 Legacy: The 30-Second Acceptance Music
2004 Vintage: The “Yeah!” Domination
Why was the grill area so loud? Because Usher, Lil Jon, and Ludacris created a song that made flipping a burger feel like a high-stakes… Read More »2004 Vintage: The “Yeah!” Domination
2003 Archive: Outstanding Lead Actor (Drama)
Why James Gandolfini? Because no one wants to see a mob boss walk away empty-handed. Part of the 42 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2003 “Angels… Read More »2003 Archive: Outstanding Lead Actor (Drama)
2002 Classic: Outstanding Lead Actor (Comedy)
Why Ray Romano? Because every husband in America identifies with a man who is consistently outsmarted by his own kids. Part of the 41 Emmy… Read More »2002 Classic: Outstanding Lead Actor (Comedy)
2002 Legacy: The Trash
Why did the blonde throw her monitor away? She was told to “empty the trash.” Part of the 63 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2002 Web… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Trash
2001 Classic: Best Country Album
Why Breathe by Faith Hill? Because she made Country so “Pop” that people in New York City started buying cowboy boots. Part of the 35… Read More »2001 Classic: Best Country Album
2000 Legacy: The Annette Bening Snub
Why didn’t she win for American Beauty? Because Hilary Swank was busy being “The Next Big Thing,” and Hollywood only has room for one “It… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Annette Bening Snub