2008 Vintage: The Pink
“So What.” She’s still a rockstar. I’m still a guy who forgets the milk. Part of the 59 Marriage Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man &… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Pink
2008 Vintage: The Rihanna “Good Girl Gone Bad
Reloaded”: Why “Disturbia”? For Rihanna proving that she didn’t just have an umbrella—she had a dark, dance-pop edge that was about to dominate the decade.… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Rihanna “Good Girl Gone Bad
2008 Legacy: The Jon Stewart “Strike” Joke
Why did he thank the writers? Because without them, he would have had to host the show by just reading the names of the nominees… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Jon Stewart “Strike” Joke
2007 Legacy: The Fire
I’m “on fire” with my social posts. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Legacy: The Narcissist
“Doctor, I’m so humble it’s actually impressive.” Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2007 Legacy: The Honeydew
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the park? Part of the 38 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Honeydew
2006 Legacy: The Duck
I’m “quacking” up at the memes. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Classic: The Mechanical Pencil Lead Market
The underground classroom black market where a single stick of 0.5mm graphite could buy you a full bag of chips or a chocolate chip cookie.… Read More »2006 Classic: The Mechanical Pencil Lead Market
2006 Vintage: The Jack Nicholson Face
Why was Jack Nicholson so confused? Because when he opened the envelope and saw Crash, he looked like he had just been told that the… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Jack Nicholson Face
2006 Vintage: The Skateboard
Why did the skateboard go to the library? To learn some “kick-flips” from the books. Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 “Wii-mote”… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Skateboard