2022 Legacy: The Moskva Sinking
Why was the Russian Navy’s flagship renamed “Submarine” in April? Because it turns out that “Neptune” missiles are very good at reminding a cruiser that… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Moskva Sinking
2022 Classic: The Inflation
A guy asks, “Why is the beer $9?” The bartender says, “The hops are expensive, the glass is expensive, and my patience is priceless.” Part… Read More »2022 Classic: The Inflation
2022 Archive: The Björk “Fossora”
Why the mushrooms? For the Icelandic legend going “biological” with an album full of bass clarinets and gabber beats. Part of the 42 Musician &… Read More »2022 Archive: The Björk “Fossora”
2021 Archive: The Magnet
I’m “attracted” to the crypto-volatility. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Archive: Worst Picture
Why Diana the Musical? Because it’s a “tribute” so tone-deaf it actually makes the 90s tabloid headlines look respectful. Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »2021 Archive: Worst Picture
2021 Archive: The WandaVision Hex
Why was the neighborhood in black and white? Because we were all trapped in Wanda’s grief-induced sitcom, waiting for the “Agatha All Along” reveal. Part… Read More »2021 Archive: The WandaVision Hex
2021 Vintage: The Coda Sign Language
Why the silence? For a movie that proved a small, heartfelt story about a fishing family can win Best Picture and make everyone reach for… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Coda Sign Language
2021 Vintage: The “Ice Cream” Diplomacy
Why does Joe Biden love chocolate chip ice cream so much? Because it’s the only thing in Washington that’s guaranteed to be “Cool” and doesn’t… Read More »2021 Vintage: The “Ice Cream” Diplomacy
2020 Archive: The PlayStation 5 Pre-Order Panic
Why half the boys in the senior class looked completely distracted during an afternoon lecture because they were frantically refreshing retail web pages to secure… Read More »2020 Archive: The PlayStation 5 Pre-Order Panic
2020 Archive: The Number
I’m “counting” the days until I see a human. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified