2021 Archive: The Magnet

I’m “attracted” to the crypto-volatility.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

The decade ended with a blue tint and a lot of drama. While James...read more »

I used a device to talk to my cat. He just said "Meow-re food." S...read more »

I’m "typing" with my thoughts now.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

2016 was a wild ride of augmented reality and viral sensations. W...read more »

I’m "shining."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "buzzing" with every vibration.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

In 2015, we learned that reality is subjective—especially if you'...read more »

2007 was the year our pockets got a whole lot smarter. While the ...read more »

I’m "storing" my legacy on the blockchain.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "earning" my stripes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

I "need" more space in my neural cloud.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

My car refused to take me to the gym. It said I needed "rest-mod...read more »

I’m "brewing" some high-octane content.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "concentrating" on being real.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

@Napster_King12/20/2004 18:36I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor10/15/1998 15:46You have died of dysentery... and laughter!

@Voodoo_3dfx12/26/2012 18:52The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.

@Ruby_Rhod_Green11/06/2000 13:58Super green! Hilarious!

@E_T_Phone_Home02/07/1999 06:15E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!

@Numa_Numa_Guy05/30/2010 22:33Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!

@Top_List_Winner07/03/1995 00:45Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!

@Retweet_King03/25/1998 21:11RT if you think this is funny!

@Selfie_King_0501/05/2002 08:50Taking a photo of me laughing!