1999 Vintage: The HMO Logic
Why did the 1999 doctor cross the road? Because the insurance company wouldn’t authorize the sidewalk. Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K… Read More »1999 Vintage: The HMO Logic
1999 Legacy: The Old Fashioned
A guy orders an Old Fashioned and says, “I’m staying in the 1800s. It’s safer there.” Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Old Fashioned
1998 Vintage: The Piano
She played The Imperial March from Star Wars. It’s the first time she’s ever had a theme song. Part of the 71 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1998 “Star Wars… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Piano
1997 Legacy: The Lost World
Jurassic Park: Why was the 1997 T-Rex so disappointing? Because it was just a kid in a plastic poncho who kept tripping over his own… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Lost World
1996 Legacy: Furbies (In Development)
Why did we start fearing toys? Because 1996 saw the start of the Furby project—a robot designed to learn love, which ended up waking us… Read More »1996 Legacy: Furbies (In Development)
1996 Legacy: The Hungry Clock
Why did the clock go to the doctor? It had “too much time” on its hands. Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Hungry Clock
1995 Classic: The George Clooney Appearance
Why was the ER star there? To prove that “Television Doctors” are the only people who can make a tuxedo look like life-saving equipment. Part… Read More »1995 Classic: The George Clooney Appearance
1995 Vintage: The “Braveheart” Tease
Why was everyone talking about Mel Gibson’s kilt? Because in 1995, we learned that “Freedom” meant the right to wear a skirt to work and… Read More »1995 Vintage: The “Braveheart” Tease