1995 Classic: The George Clooney Appearance

Why was the ER star there? To prove that “Television Doctors” are the only people who can make a tuxedo look like life-saving equipment.

🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Napster_King03/20/2001 01:23I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!

@Tripod_Member12/07/1999 08:29Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.

@Married_With_Kids05/15/1999 23:16Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!

@DVD_Rom_King10/14/2006 13:28More capacity for humor on this site!

@CounterStrike_Pro09/26/2002 22:03Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!

@Map_Maker_X07/09/2009 13:17The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.

@Llamas_With_Hats04/03/2014 10:22Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!