2003 Archive: The Search
Why did the blonde use a magnifying glass on her screen? She was “searching” for the home page. Part of the 47 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »2003 Archive: The Search
2003 Legacy: The Adrien Brody Kiss
Why did Adrien Brody kiss Halle Berry? Because when you’re the youngest Best Actor winner ever, you don’t just give a speech—you give the audience… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Adrien Brody Kiss
2003 Legacy: The O.C.
Why were we “California”-ing? Because in 2003, Seth Cohen made being a nerd cool, as long as you lived in a mansion and liked Death… Read More »2003 Legacy: The O.C.
2002 Vintage: Pink
Why did she “Get the Party Started”? Because in 2002, she traded her R&B look for a skateboard and a attitude that made everyone want… Read More »2002 Vintage: Pink
2002 Vintage: Men in Black II
Why were the gifts “neutralized”? Because the sequel came out and we all used our TV remotes to erase each other’s memories of the bad… Read More »2002 Vintage: Men in Black II
2002 Classic: The Nickelback Flight
Why was the passenger crying? Not because of the turbulence, but because How You Remind Me played four times during the 2-hour delay. Part of the 50… Read More »2002 Classic: The Nickelback Flight
2002 Vintage: The Earth
I’m a worm. I’m just “down” with it. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Vintage: The Spiderman Movie
Why did politicians relate to Peter Parker? Because they also felt that “With great power comes great responsibility,” but they usually just focused on the… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Spiderman Movie
2001 Vintage: The Country Buffet Strategy
Demanding that the entire family arrive at the local diner by 3:00 PM to secure the ultimate corner booth before the early-bird crowd paralyzes the… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Country Buffet Strategy
2000 Archive: The Dark
I’m a shadow. I’m just “dim.” Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified