The youth group leaders attempting to film a fast-paced vertical video transition in the church basement to attract teenagers, leading to a two-hour lecture from… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Short-Form Video Ministry
Why did the traveler’s profile picture look like a space god? Because he paid $4 for 50 AI portraits and now he refused to accept… Read More »2022 Classic: The Lensa AI
Wrapping a thick, electric-wire heating pad around a stiff hip and refusing to move from the armchair until the final bonus round of Jeopardy concludes.… Read More »2022 Classic: The Deep-Heat Fabric Protocol
Why was Cedric the Entertainer so gentle? Because after a pandemic year, no one had the heart to cut off people who finally had someone… Read More »2021 Archive: The 30-Second Rule
I told her I have the ten rings. She said, “You have one ring, and it’s the one you leave on the coffee table every… Read More »2021 Classic: The Shang-Chi
Why did the boss want a phone with two screens? So he could be disappointed by two different apps at the same time. Part of… Read More »2019 Classic: The Microsoft “Surface Duo” Reveal
“I’m on ‘Intermittent Fasting’.” “So you’re just hungry and mean for 16 hours a day?” “Yes.” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Diet
I’m “fizzing” with excitement. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
Why was Trump tweeting about them? To show that “Protesting Taxes” is a universal language, even if you don’t speak a word of French. Part… Read More »2018 Legacy: The French “Yellow Vest” Protests
Why did it take 14 years for the family to come back? Because Jack-Jack had about 17 different powers to test out, and baby-proofing the… Read More »2018 Archive: Incredibles 2
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