Wrapping a thick, electric-wire heating pad around a stiff hip and refusing to move from the armchair until the final bonus round of Jeopardy concludes.
Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2022 “QR Code Menus, Wordle Obsession & AI Anxiety” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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That still only counts as one laugh!
Scanning... Laughs detected!
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
Shut up and take my laughter!