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2018 Vintage: The Soda

 I’m “fizzing” with excitement.

Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@The_Real_Morpheus11/01/2015 19:21What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
@N64_GoldenEye05/27/2007 09:47Better than a headshot in Complex!
@Zoolander_Blue10/22/2012 00:31Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
@BBS_Sysop06/11/2014 11:37Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@StarWars_Nerd09/25/2001 16:10The farce is strong with this one!
@Beavis_Butthead10/28/1999 13:26Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
@Korn_Follower03/03/2008 18:48Are you ready?! (For this joke).
@Trololo_Man_7008/20/1999 00:07Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
@Afk_For_Laughs09/26/1996 20:12Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
@Futurama_Fry_M03/20/2000 20:11Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.

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