2024 Classic: The Printer
I’m “inking” about a 3D-printed dinner. Part of the 104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024) archive. Historically Verified
2023 Vintage: The Little Mermaid Drama
“The movie was so controversial!” “Why?” “Because some people can’t handle a fictional fish being a different color, while I’m over here struggling to handle the price of… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Little Mermaid Drama
2023 Classic: The Spreadsheet Goal
Why was the chart “Dynamic AI-Generated”? Because nobody knew how to make it, so we let the robot guess. Part of the 76 Office Groaners:… Read More »2023 Classic: The Spreadsheet Goal
2023 Classic: The Killers of the Flower Moon Length
Why the three and a half hours? Because Martin Scorsese decided that if you’re going to tell a story about the Osage murders, you’re going… Read More »2023 Classic: The Killers of the Flower Moon Length
2021 Vintage: The Squid Game (Global Impact)
Why the tracksuits? For the year a South Korean show became the biggest thing on the planet, making everyone terrified of giant dolls and honeycomb… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Squid Game (Global Impact)
2020 Archive: Best Rock Song
Why “This Land” by Gary Clark Jr.? Because he reminded everyone that the blues can still be a protest, a prayer, and a powerhouse riff.… Read More »2020 Archive: Best Rock Song
2020 Classic: The CD
Why did the blonde use her CD as a frisbee? She wanted to “transfer” data to her friend across the street. Part of the 62… Read More »2020 Classic: The CD
2019 Archive: The Richard Jewell
I told her I’m a hero. She said, “A hero doesn’t leave the toilet seat up at 3 AM.” Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »2019 Archive: The Richard Jewell
2017 Vintage: Get Out Premiere
Why were we afraid of teacups? Because Jordan Peele showed us that a sinking feeling in your stomach is much scarier than a jump scare… Read More »2017 Vintage: Get Out Premiere
2017 Classic: Adele’s Broken Trophy
Why did Adele break her Grammy? Because she wanted to give half to Beyoncé, proving that even the Academy’s favorites know when a masterpiece like… Read More »2017 Classic: Adele’s Broken Trophy