2016 Archive: The Phone
She’s the only person who can make “Battery Full” sound like a threat. Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Bottle… Read More »2016 Archive: The Phone
2016 Classic: The La La Land Fan
One, but they have to break into a tap-dance routine on the ladder. Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2016 – The Summer of… Read More »2016 Classic: The La La Land Fan
2014 Classic: The Matching Khaki Directory
A family showing up for the new parish directory photo session all wearing identical white polo shirts and khaki pants while posing in front of… Read More »2014 Classic: The Matching Khaki Directory
2014 Classic: The Facebook Messenger Divorce
Why were we so mad? Because Mark Zuckerberg decided that one icon on our home screen wasn’t enough and forced us to download a separate… Read More »2014 Classic: The Facebook Messenger Divorce
2014 Vintage: The Tab
I’m “switching” between a dozen open tabs. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Legacy: The Ice Bucket Diagnosis
My doctor asked why I was shivering. I said, “I did the Ice Bucket Challenge.” He said, “Great, you raised $10 for charity and $200… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Ice Bucket Diagnosis
2013 Legacy: The Wolf of Wall Street Energy
Leonardo DiCaprio made me want to sell pens and buy a yacht, but I’m currently just selling my old stuff on eBay to pay for… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Wolf of Wall Street Energy
2013 Legacy: The “Wake Me Up” Avicii
Country-EDM? I didn’t know I needed a banjo-drop in my life, but 2013 has provided. Part of the 65 Observational One-Liners: The 2013 Viral Vortex… Read More »2013 Legacy: The “Wake Me Up” Avicii
2013 Archive: The Andy Murray Wimbledon Win
Why did the 77-year curse finally break? Because Murray beat Djokovic on a hot July afternoon, making every person in Great Britain forget about the… Read More »2013 Archive: The Andy Murray Wimbledon Win
2012 Vintage: The Flash Drive
Why did the blonde run past her computer? She wanted to use a “Flash drive.” Part of the 67 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2012 Archive… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Flash Drive