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2013 Archive: The Andy Murray Wimbledon Win

Why did the 77-year curse finally break? Because Murray beat Djokovic on a hot July afternoon, making every person in Great Britain forget about the weather and remember how to celebrate a tennis champion.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2013 “The King Retires & The Iron Man” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ModemWarrior07/22/1995 01:38I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
@Diablo_Cow_Level07/14/2003 01:37There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
@CRT_Brightness08/09/2010 05:25I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
@Wayne_World_Ex05/13/2003 14:51Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
@Ask_Jeeves_Butler08/10/1997 12:53May I suggest another joke, sir?
@Flickr_User_0404/10/2011 01:58A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
@Terran_Marine10/02/2006 20:40Go, go, go! More jokes!

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