2024 Classic: The Printer

I’m “inking” about a 3D-printed dinner.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

In 1995, before memes were a thing, we had the "groaner." One-lin...read more »

I’m "breath-taking" in 16K.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Lin...read more »

2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

I’m "broadcasting."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The...read more »

I’m "coating" the reality in digital sweetness.Part of the 124 C...read more »

I’m "sharing" my consciousness.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

I’m "stuck" on a high-speed data loop.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

In 2015, we learned that reality is subjective—especially if you'...read more »

2024 is the year we stopped asking "Is it real?" and started aski...read more »

I’ve got a "juicy" gossip from the future.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "turning" over a new digital leaf.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

In 2022, we were all "searching" for the right words. While the w...read more »

I’m "keeping" my human core.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Li...read more »

I’m "branching" out into neural-networks.Part of the 124 Classic...read more »

@Legally_Blonde_Elle05/30/2014 13:40What, like it’s hard to be funny?

@AOL_Instant_Msg11/06/1995 01:20I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@Geocities_Neighbor06/06/2004 11:20Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.

@Doom_Marines06/16/2013 22:10Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!

@Korben_Dallas_Tax04/24/2010 15:10I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.

@Offspring_Guy10/31/2000 17:48The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.