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2001 Archive: The Swordfish Hacking

Why Hugh Jackman? For a movie that thought “hacking” meant typing very fast on seven monitors while someone held a gun to your head.

Part of the 40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2001 “Wizards, Hobbits & Ogre Onion” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Forrest_Gump_8803/24/2004 22:09Internet is like a box of chocolates...
@Terminator_2_Fan04/15/2012 16:57Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
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