2019 Legacy: The Irishman Length
I spent three and a half hours watching Robert De Niro get de-aged. It was a masterpiece, but I had to pause it four times… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Irishman Length
2019 Archive: The Amazon “Prime Day” Obsession
Why was the lobby full of boxes? Because the staff decided that 2019 was the year they needed 500 “smart lightbulbs” for their cubicles. Part… Read More »2019 Archive: The Amazon “Prime Day” Obsession
2019 Classic: The Tab
I’m “keeping” a tab on the box office records. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically… Read More »2019 Classic: The Tab
2018 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Hands
“Steady as a surgeon’s.” “Is that the ‘Auto-Tune’ for surgery?” Part of the 66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Dances & TikTok Birth” Edition archive.… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Hands
2018 Legacy: The Library
Why did the lawyer sue the library? For having a “Privacy Booth” that wasn’t “GDPR compliant” according to his latest invoice. Part of the 45… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Library
2017 Legacy: The X-Ray
“Your bones are fine, but your AI-generated skeleton looks much more athletic than you do.” Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners… Read More »2017 Legacy: The X-Ray
2017 Legacy: The Restaurant
She asked the waiter if the soup was “prepared with a sense of purpose.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner &… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Restaurant
2017 Legacy: The Nintendo Switch Envy
The crowd of kids surrounding one student in the hallway who brought the new hybrid console to school, playing Zelda during a boring library session.… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Nintendo Switch Envy
2017 Legacy: The iPhone X Notch
Why was the traveler staring at his phone so intensely? Because he was trying to use “FaceID” to unlock it, but his face was so… Read More »2017 Legacy: The iPhone X Notch
2015 Archive: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
The official parish marriage registry containing thick, bumpy layers of correction fluid because the secretary refuses to trust the “delete” key on her new electronic… Read More »2015 Archive: The Liquid White-Out Restoration