2019 Classic: The Tab

I’m “keeping” a tab on the box office records.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m just your "bold" type of 2025er.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

My house locked me out because I didn't say "please" to the ther...read more »

I’m "folding" my holographic screen.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year Google was founded in a garage, the iM...read more »

I’m "keeping" my human core.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Li...read more »

I’m "weaving" a digital soul.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

I’m "breath-taking" in 16K.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Lin...read more »

I’m "rolling" through the infinite feed.Part of the 124 Classic ...read more »

I’m "typing" with my thoughts now.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "buzzing" with every vibration.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "earning" my stripes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

I sent a postcard from the Red Planet. It was a "space"-y messag...read more »

I’m "brewing" some high-octane content.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "branching" out into neural-networks.Part of the 124 Classic...read more »

@Reservoir_Joe07/18/2003 10:35Professional humor for professional people.

@Powerpuff_Bubbs09/07/2004 08:08Sugar, spice, and everything funny!

@Wild_Thornberry03/09/2002 17:34Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@Charlie_Bit_Me10/14/2014 08:58Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@Leave_Britney_A12/22/2003 01:12Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!

@iPhone_User_0709/18/1996 07:16There’s an app for that? No, just this site!