2010 Legacy: The Wallpaper
I’m “hanging” a high-res photo. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Legacy: Instagram (Launch)
Why did the food get cold? Because 2010 was the year we started “Earlybird” filtering our mashed potatoes and uploading them to a square grid… Read More »2010 Legacy: Instagram (Launch)
2009 Legacy: Paranormal Activity
Why was nobody sleeping? Because the “found footage” horror made everyone think the thumping sound in the attic wasn’t the heater—it was a demon coming… Read More »2009 Legacy: Paranormal Activity
2009 Legacy: The Robin
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the fridge! Part of the 43 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2009 Avatar &… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Robin
2008 Vintage: The Alex
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain the plot of Inception… wait, that’s not out yet! Part of the 49 Classic… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Alex
2008 Legacy: New Year’s Eve 2008
Why was the ball drop so quiet? Because we were all checking our bank balances, but at least we had Iron Man on DVD and a very… Read More »2008 Legacy: New Year’s Eve 2008
2008 Classic: The Radio
She hates “Garage Rock.” She says, “If it was meant to be in a garage, why isn’t it cleaning it?” Part of the 60 Mother-in-Law… Read More »2008 Classic: The Radio
2008 Vintage: The Mall Walker Dawn Patrol
Arriving at the shopping center entrance doors at 5:45 AM in matching nylon tracksuits to complete five brisk laps before the security guards unlock the… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Mall Walker Dawn Patrol
2008 Vintage: The MP3 Player
Why did the blonde put three pieces of paper in her pocket? She heard everyone was carrying around an “MP3.” Part of the 56 Classic… Read More »2008 Vintage: The MP3 Player
2008 Vintage: The Bluetooth Headset
Why did the blonde think she was a telepath? She saw everyone talking to themselves with tiny blue lights in their ears and thought she… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Bluetooth Headset