2003 Legacy: The M1A2 Abrams Speed
Why did the tanks outrun their own supply trucks? Because the Abrams runs on jet fuel and “Freedom,” while the trucks run on “Hoping the… Read More »2003 Legacy: The M1A2 Abrams Speed
2003 Legacy: The Crazy in Love Horns
Beyoncé walked out in those denim shorts and red heels, and the entire world collectively decided that the 20th century was officially over. Part of… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Crazy in Love Horns
2003 Archive: The Paper Origami Fortune Teller
Using a folded paper game during afternoon recess to find out if you were going to marry a pop star or live in a mansion… Read More »2003 Archive: The Paper Origami Fortune Teller
2003 Legacy: The Retainer Fee
Why did the lawyer call it a “Da Vinci Retainer”? Because the way he spent it was a complete mystery. Part of the 44 Lawyer… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Retainer Fee
2001 Classic: The Missy Elliott Fan
“Is it worth it? Let me work it. I put my bulb down, flip it and reverse it.” Part of the 59 Light Bulb Jokes:… Read More »2001 Classic: The Missy Elliott Fan
2001 Legacy: The White Stripes “White Blood Cells” Breakthrough
Why just two people? For proving that a guy on guitar and a girl on drums could sound louder and more primitive than a five-piece… Read More »2001 Legacy: The White Stripes “White Blood Cells” Breakthrough
2000 Legacy: The “Dora the Explorer” Debut
Why was the toddler carrying a map and talking to a monkey? Because the backpack-wearing explorer just started her 20-year quest to find things right… Read More »2000 Legacy: The “Dora the Explorer” Debut
2000 Classic: The High Fidelity
“I’m making a ‘Top 5’ list of my exes.” “Why?” “I want to see if there’s a pattern, or if I’m just attracted to disaster.” Part… Read More »2000 Classic: The High Fidelity
2000 Vintage: The Bill
“Why is there a ‘New Century’ tax on this?” “Because ‘1999’ was so last year.” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2000 “Surviving Y2K… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Bill
1999 Vintage: The Tigger
“The wonderful thing about bulbs is bulbs are wonderful things!” Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified