2007 Legacy: The Diagnosis 3

“You have ‘Screen-Glare Syndrome’.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »

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In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »

"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

In 2020, medical humor became a survival mechanism. The world tur...read more »

My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »

"We don't cover 'Existential Robot Anxiety'. That's a 'Human-Only...read more »

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »

"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »

When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »

@ChatRoom_Queen06/30/2015 09:44A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!

@Full_House_Michelle07/22/2001 17:41You got it, dude! Very funny.

@Fight_Club_Member03/14/2006 11:20I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.

@Jackie_Brown_Fan02/15/2004 07:20Smooth joke, very smooth.

@MTV_Unplugged02/07/1997 09:09Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.